If you guessed her irrational and highly offensive fear of old people (number 6) or coping to a federal crime (number 10), you would be wrong. If you ramble and I deem you unnecessary for my story, I’ll stop recording but let you think otherwise.ġ0. Happy, fluffy, rainbow stories about good things make me depressed.ĩ.
I’m frightened of old people and I refuse to do stories involving them or the places they reside.ħ. I’ve mastered the ability to contort my body into a position that makes me appear much skinner in front of the camera than I actually am.Ħ. I am better live when I have no script and no idea what I’m talking about.Ĥ. My best sources are the ones who secretly have a crush on me.ģ. I’ve gone bra-less during a live broadcast and no one was the wiser.Ģ.
